Time for another caption contest…
Enter your caption for the above photo in the comments. I’ll pick what I think is the funniest one and post the winner in Monday’s issue of Hot Dog Cart News.
This time around we’ll be competing for:
ONE BRAND NEW STAINLESS STEEL DOG SLED – A $49 value (hot dogs and veggies sold separately).
Keep it clean folks, this is a family friendly newsletter. I’ll delete any captions that I wouldn’t want my kids to see.
The more, the merrier – click the fShare button (upper left) to get everyone involved.
OK that’s it for the rules. Have at it!
-Steve
Meet Heinz and Frenches!
wieners no relish
Oh my… you are burned black!
Does this ketup make my buns look big?
new meaning to doggie style
sure hope my friends dont see me in this
I cant believe we wore the same thing
What no sour kraut?
One more dog for the road please.
Two dogs with alot of bite
our dogs bite back
she likes me beter,no she likes me better look Musterd…IM A CHICAGO STYLE DOG!!!
Dog aren’t cooked all the way, still rare
” Howdy Red….they call me Ol’ Yeller “
Who you think you’re fooling? Go buy yourself a couple of dachshunds, you moron.
“All you need is DOG” “DOG IS ALL YOU NEED”
LIKE THE BEATLES SONG – LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED…..
How do you like your hot dog well done, or rare?
“Dogs On The Run”
“Just hold your head up, last week I was dressed as a chicken leg”
2 without the fur, “Please”
Have you seen our buddy? CHILE
It’s a “dog-eat-dog world”.
My dog can beat your dog
Black and white hot dogs. Something new?
How do you cook ’em.
Papa dog says, now I know where my kids went.
Hey Ma, look at us, we’re weiners.
“and the winner for best supporting roll is……..”
Hey, are my buns showing
Hey, does this outfit make my buns look big.
Trick or Treat !!!
ONCE TWINS! AWW DUDE REALLY KECTUP!
I’ve got my pricing down for 8 to 1, and 10 to 1, but how much should I charge for dogs this size???
How well would a 2 for 1 special do?
They messed up my order again! I asked for 2 dogs with mustard!
momma said there be days like this!
We’ll send a black and white right away mam.
Wow!! Just when you thought it was safe to go outside!!!
I sure hope there aren’t any hamburger specials running around!!!
Aw, I wanted ketchup on the BRAT, not on the well done weenie!
Whats a dog like you doing in a bun like this?
“Could someone call the Animal Protection People? I think my owner is trying to eat me! That diet of hers makes her crazy!”
At Least we don’t look stupid! Like that guy from “Jack in the Box”
Two Dogs with tight buns and a little sauce please.
“How embarrassing! Didn’t anyone tell her no one wears ketchup anymore?”
A little bark and a little bite, check out my dogs- they’re OUTTA SIGHT !!!
Now we’re dressed for dinner
We look good enough to eat
Hot dog!! Nice pair of buns!!
“Oh look!” A new marketing strategy- hot dogs that can deliver themselves!
Salt is to pepper as mustard is to ketchup but NEVER on a dog!!
…. or …
The slogan for a new business … “Buns on the Run … made the way YOU like ’em!”
A bath? What do you mean, a bath? I’m a dirty water dog!
“You are what you eat”
“2 dogs on a leash, and hold the krout”
“Just a couple a “Hot” Dogs”
Noooo, I didn’t order a couple of “HOT” dogs!
Aren’t you glad we didn’t eat an M&M?
I don’t know about you, but I’m steamed!!!
Our owner has great taste in dogs!
Two dogs to go please!
“Go ahead, make my day!”
Do you like your dog grilled or steamed.
Remember, Agents Jay and Kay said that “under-cover work would not be easy.”
The dogs are leashed and ready to pull that dog sled.
I don’t know about you, but I’m steamed!
It could be worse….our owner could work at Victoria’s Secret.
We carry the freshest dogs in town,
“Who let the dogs out?” Who, Who?
I’d be mad too if someone put ketchup on my hotdog!
Dog gone it, why do I always have to wear the mustard.
Ebony & Ivory
The Mama’s Doggy Dog…we gotta get her to stop doing AKC events
HOT DOG
I’m a hotdog, and I’m cool.
So if you see me on the corner and don’t stop, your the fooL.
Rain or shine I’ll be here. Drop me in a bun, mustard, relish, maby a little krout, and I know you will smile and shout, FAROUT.
DOGONIT !! Another dog ruined by ketchup.
The Double-Dog Deal
“Didn’t I tell ya? Ketchup makes you turn to the DARKside!”
After 10 years and 3 litters – this?….I just dont know if I can handle it. I mean all that butt sniffing at the Johnson’s last week – I accepted it, even when I saw that little tail of yours wag for that saucy latina Chihauhua – but really, you cant expect me to just accept this – KETCHUP? Oy Veh!
How do you keep your dogs warm?
Not this outfit AGAIN…gee it’s after labor day
I don’t want to be Mustard dog again………
Mustard, – Ketchup.
Mustard, – no! Ketchup,
MUSTARD, – NO! NO! NO! KETCHUP.
OK KETCHUP
I’d be a “LION”, if I said I liked ketchup.
These dogs are pugalicious !!!
The neighbors already think we are Euro-trash wanna be dogs. now you go and give them even more ammunition?
See ! See! I tol you dat Chihuahua wit the Taco was gonna be bad news !!!
The “walk of shame”
Hey Rose, have any more SPF 50?
“..and then she says ‘Let’s go to a Parade! It will be fun!’… We wagged our tails and then… BAM! Next thing you know, we’re decked out in BUNS! I’m sooo embarrassed.”
Tacos, Tacos, We don’t need no Stinking tacos!
So buddy, whats it gonna be?? new york or chicago style??? Hurry up, i am only getting two bisquits an hour to do this!!!
Think this is bad? Wait til you see the cat!!!
Ketchup? You wore ketchup? I told you, whatever you do don’t embarrass me….ggrrr
Smile! This is for the cover of Hot Dog Cart News!
One German One Polish
to Go
Joey,” you look like such a weiner dog”,” sniff my buns Tony”
We look like two little Winnies”.
This shouldn’t even happen to a dog”.
Hey ralphie, if this “2 for 1” stand up comedy gig doesn’t work out, I’m taking my talents to Southbeach!
Two dawgs to go, please.
“If you take one more pic, it’s on!!!”
“Please dear don’t be a weenie
When Mugsy and Pugsy were talkin’ about ‘bread’ and ‘dough’ – this is NOT what they had in mind!
Pugs in a blanket?
Watch what happens when I take my first bite!
Hot diggity pug!
Simply “pug”nacious!
Redefining the term “hot” dog….
Whole wheat or white?
What, NO pickle?
Apparently it was a bit “chili” out…..
What in the world is going on here?
This ain’t funny…Man!
It’s a Dog eat Dog world
Oh no! Here comes that fancy schmancy “Chicago Dog” from the other side of the tracks.
Black dog: “I’m all beefed up & ready to roll!”
White dog: “I feel like such a weiner.
Black dog: “Well, at least you’re not the one wearing ketchup”
White dog: “Yeah, but these buns make me look jumbo!”
So many buns…..so little doggies!
Our owner is an idiot.
Wonder if our owner knows how vulnerable his neck is when he’s asleep.
I must say we look Dog E Licious!
Hey, look at those “Haute Dogs”.
I dont think you realize if we have puppies they would grow up to be perfect Dogs!!!!
I’ll have the dark meat please!
Every dog has its day!
Nothing Beats A “Dog Day Afternoon”!!
“Is it me or is it just HOT in here?”
WOW! don’t look now Shorty, but by the looks of that hungry crowd we’re goners!
What you looking at, your no HOT DOG your self !!
“Who Let My Dogs Out”
HAVE BUNS WILL TRAVEL….
One under cooked… one over cooked… Looks like Steve needs to teach a webenar on how to properly cook a hot dog.
No! No! It’s your turn to be ketchup I was last time, remember?
Really! do we have to go here again?
No! No! I was ketchup last time remember?
Why does everyone think we’re weiner dogs?
I hate Halloween! To think last year we said it couldn’t get any worse. Hot Dogs?!
hot dogs fit for a king.
we have the new chocolate and vanilla dogs
What?
If you can’t keep up with the Big Dog stay on the cart.
Guess what we want for lunch!!!!
Somebody get some chilli cuz we are too hot for these buns!
Eats ‘Cats-up’, then “Must-Turd’.
Our owners have a weiner fetish, Ya Think?
They made us the “The Hotdog Gods”
That’s the last time we walk into an unmarked steamer to take a Shvitz!
“How embarrassing, caught on camera without our food handler’s card”.
Hey where are our chips and drinks?
Work release Sucks!
Bad dogs bad dogs what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?
why are you laughing wait to you see the rest of this combo !!
“Do you prefer your Dog medium rare or Well done!”
“Do you prefer White meat or dark meat!”
Why are you laughing, wait to you see the rest of this combo !!
Two to walk, no toppings!
AH! My husband has the same suite!
I don’t mean to be frank, but we don’t exactly relish the idea of you parading us around like a couple of brats. I feel we have recently grown apart, and our friendship just doesn’t cut the mustard anymore. I am very sorry, and I truly hope one day we can leave behind this sausage fest and really catch up.
That’s all right Tony. They’re not laughing at you. Oh wait. Yeah they are.
“Hot Dogs” … not doing it right
The only thing that could be worse is if that cute little poodle sees us.
Even the cats are laughing at us!
You looking at me? You looking at me?
Two guard dogs needed. Uniform provided.
How is your unemployment rate.
Lousy economy.
Where’s the German Shepards when you need some kraut.
either way lightly brown or burnt our dogs are the best!
And they call me “Mans Best Friend”… All I wanted was a HOTDOG…….All the other People come up to this cart….BUT Noooooo, they don’t have to wear a silly costume…
“Hurry, we have to KATCHUP”
“But wait, I MUSTURD!”
you look good!
you look yummy!
If you need us to wear these outfits to sell your dogs, you better get a new product.
“They should’ve got weiner dogs to start with!
2 dog friendly, buy one get one sale.
See if Bo(the light haired one) and Luke(the dark haired fellow) can get out of this prediciment yall when we come right back with this episode of the Dogs of Hazzard!
Hey ToTo, it doesn’t look like we’re in Kansas anymore.
Hey (name brand edited)….how many times do I have to tell you not to wear the ketchup out in public anymore!
You are what you eat.
It was this or JAIL
The Red Baron and Ol’ Yeller
BLACKIE & MUGSY
Ok Mugsy, when you get their lunch money, run.
Duh, ok Boss….
Awww geeeez, First the cone over my head… Now This!!! What’s next? Agh!!! I got an itch.
So this is what it feels like to be a weenier dog. It’s good to be a weenier dog.
You see. I told you we could come out of the closet…
I always wondered what it felt like to be a weenier dog
Unleash your taste pugs! Try our new No frills, Black and White deal: Two Dogs for the price of one!
“My agent told me this was suppose to be a photo shoot for some poker tournament”
“Tell me about it, at least it beats my last gig at Michael Vick’s house!”
where’s the pickle?
Somehow I don’t think this is what Steve meant when he was talking about HotDogProfits. com
serving them up doggie style
Meet Zig & Zag. They may cause you to have the munches for a good old hot dog with some special fixings.
I told you not to go out without sunscreen now look you’re all burnt!
These dogs are dressed for success.
It’s a dog eat dog world- But isn’t this pushing it a bit too far?
two dogs on a roll? Our dogs have fresh buns.
Just can say it is just too cute!! ;0)
Come on come on we’re getn cold let’s hop on a cart get hot and get sold!
WE ARE ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO
EAT!
Another fine mess you’ve gotten me into!
“For our sakes, please let PETA catch wind of this.”
Nice Buns!!!
I don’t know Pugsly. I don’t think this is what those poodles meant when they said we were a couple of “Hot” dogs!
Ya gotta love diversity …the mustard is finally coming out of the closet.
You know I’ll do anything crazy just to have one of there dogs, Ya me too, last week I came dressed as a steam pan!
What were our dog gone parents thinking ….there in the doghouse for this one right Frank…..yea Weiner
Wow, what happen to you, ah they left me on the grill to long.
How would Steve Like it if we made him wear these silly hotdog costumes.
I love earth, it’s the only planet that has hotdogs.
The modeling agency sent us because the Dachshunds are on strike.
I’m going to take a biteout of the first person that trys to take a bite out of us.
Wheres the rest room.
What are you looking at? Havn’t you ever seen good looking hotdogs before.
All right, alright, so were not Dachshunds. it’s the best steve could do. Hotdogs forever.
OK, Who took the cart?
Bubba, Looks like we got away this time…
Are these the biggest buns they had???
You look silly and I look the same, so lets ditch these buns and go roll in the grass! Then we’ll be dog gone happy dogs without jackets!
Do you prefer Smoked or Wies Wurst ?
Ok now, what ever you do don’t stand near that vendor cart!
Two for the price of one.
What do mean smile. I am smiling
I wanted to be mustard
when I said we were two hot dogs I wasn’t thinking of this!!!!
Do you have any grey poupon?
I tell ya, Joe, We will never get ahead unless We get our own Hot Dog Cart Business going!!!
We gotta get the book from that Steve guy.
We just gotta.
Hey Arnold what Spike I thought Halloween was over!!! People are strange.
R u kidding me. Nobody puts ketchup on a dog
black dog says to the white dog ” I knew mom loved you more, you dont put ketchup on a dog”
Natural casings now proven to have more snap!
Musta’, you run ahead, and I’ll just ketch up!
This is the new dog sled team.
A hot dog cart mascot interview.
We need to quit our day jobs.
We have more meat then then the average dog.
Hey Red, Your on the wrong side of the tracks.
Oh Nomeo, We have to stop meeting like this.
Hello, Hottie Hot Dog! My name is Veggie, Must ard like to try my Veggie!
The white dog says, “Hello Hottie my name is Veggie, must ard try my Veggie, it’s taste just like the real thing.”
Just dinner and walk in the park…who could ask for more?
Yeah, Frank, I know that job as a sign shaker paid more, but it required opposable thumbs.
Hey Baby, Once you go well done you’ll never go back.
Hey, where did Relish go : )
Ok, now that the advertising part is over with, let’s go get our E-Z Built Hot Dog Cart and “sell em all”
Ebony and Ivory Dogs
Mustard dog to ketchup-“this is chi-town. nobody puts ketchup on a dog!”
hot diggidy doggidy what did you do to me
Best dressed dogs in town
Milo (already the black sheep of the family) makes the wrong condiment choice.
Comeona, comeona,my dog house.
What you mean Steve took the hotdog cart and left us here ?
Sorry, we don’t do partys.
You just try putting mayo on me.
Come here big boy and see what this hot dog can do.
You what? you wanna peice of me.
Mama said there would be hotdog days like this.
Yeah, you heard me right. Hotdogs-r-us
Are we going to be poster hotdogs
Of course we get paid for this. All the hotdogs we can eat.
Doggs-r-us
Nice one, Magic Genie, I said ” I want a hot dog” not “I want to BE a hot dog!”
I guess it’s true Frank, you are what you eat!
I had a job as a Carnival Barker, but it made me feel ridiculous!
A LITTLE SALT ON ONE AND A LITTLE PEPPER ON THE OTHER, PLEASE!
Why do I have to be with the burnt dog!?
That’s what I call a well dressed couple of dogs.
I’m hungry, are you ? I don’t know why all I can think about it food.
OK but we drawing the line at coney sauce!!!!!!
You are what you eat!
So you think were a couple of PUGnacious Hot Dogs! Don’t argue! Just enjoy how good we are!
I see you added a little salt & pepper!
Our dogs cut the mustard paws down
I’m tellin ya Burt, everytime you buy sumthin on the internet ya seem to get us in a pickle,I knew this reincaration thing was a hoax. I know it said don’t be thinkin of yur favorite food when ya go to step #4. But,hey least we were thinkin the same thought buddy. Hey do you smell food?
Is this how you treat the winners of the hotdog eating contest.
Hey Steve, we did out part dressing like hotdogs,how about paying us our hotdogs, we’re hungry.
How many hotdogs do we get for overtime.
We’re dog gone good.
Can’t wait to get my dogs on you.
Long live HOTDOGS
The two of us together make a foot long.
Two doggs are better than one.
Why, oh why, can’t we be top doggs.
Okay, once we get to the cart, we blend in with the real hot dogs and it’s all we can eat weenies!
Fools that we were, when they said they wanted hot dogs, we just assumed they meant to eat!
Okay guys, the ad said hot dogs, not hot DOGS.
Quick, act like you’re looking for the relish.
DOG GONE IT
What are you looking at ?
Hey Todo, are we in Kansas ?
I don’t think this is what Steve meant when he said ” sell em all.”
Blackie, I thought you said we were going to be rodeo clowns not hotdog hounds!
WHAT U LOOKIN AT !!!!! it pays the bills….
JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE.
Mind if I sniff your bun?
or
This gives new meaning to sniffing buns!
its a dog eat dog kind of world.
its a dog eat dog world.
WHAT! its a job, it pays the bills !!
Keep your paws off me!
Wuddaya mean extra chili?
Hey buddy, threes a crowd!
She’s a knock off.
I hear the Chihuahua’s outfit is even more ridiculous…
“No officer, as a matter of fact, we HAVEN’T seen any Pugs run this way. As you can plainly tell, we’re just two dachshunds minding our own business.”
Hotdogs, the all Americian food.
Hotdog contest, what hotdog contest.
Hey, she’s my date, We’re hotdoging it.
Hotdogs, the food for thought.
Think this is funny, wait until you see what Steve thinks up next.
Stop singing take me out to the ball game.
Smile, I’m on hotdog camera.
“umm, it’s double-dog time”!
“one is never enough”!
Hey what’s wagen , I don’t know but keep going we’re on a roll.
Hey what’s wagen”. I don’t ,but keep moving we’re on a roll.