UPDATE: Contest closed.
Here we go again. Best caption wins a free pair of hot dog cart chip clips.
Enter your caption in the comments below. Contest ends, oh… sometime on Sunday evening I guess.
I will announce the winner in Monday’s issue of HDCN.
Let’s have some fun, but remember – keep it clean folks. This is a G rated blog.
-Steve
I’ve heard of raking it in with a hot dog business…but this is not what I had in mind.
This is what happens ladies,,when you put us guys in charge of dinner.
Who says men can’t multi task, Dinner and Yard work DONE!
“Hey Joe, grab the shovel, the beans are almost done.”
“It’s my new Swiss Army Knife! Isn’t great?”
Dude, Are you sure this how a kabob should look?
Talk about getting raked over the coals.
I wonder what he cooks Hamburgers on, a shovel?
Your dinner’s almost ready Octomom.
racking in da doooogs
rakers dozen
I hate family reunions
damn uninvited guests
well….. Steve’s website said that I could use Hot Dogs to “Rake in the profits” so here goes!
HOME OF LONG HANDLE RAKE DOGS MIDNIGHT COOKER
OR IN SHORT
HERE THE ONE
DONE WITH THE YARD SO ON WITH THE DOG’S
Spread out boys the heat’s on
These bad dogs have been raked over the coals.
Redneck shishkabob
Mike is really raking it in since he started cooking his dogs over an open flame.
Ma, I told ya we should have bought that hot dog cart
You said how many people are coming for dinner?
Wow – looks like a lot of my readers don’t get enough sleep. It’s only 5 AM and we already have 20 entries. LOL!!!
Keep ’em coming…
-Steve
I think I’m going to need a bigger fire!
“TMZ catches Paparatzzi outside of John and Kate’s home offering to make an impromto dinner for the kids”
No matter where you are, a good hotdogman knows how to rake in the profits…
What do you mean this isn’t going to pass the health inspection….It’s the cleanest rake I have
In my new book 1001 Ways To Use a Rake…we see that use 37, a rake can also be used to cook dinner for the whole family
She said we couldn’t afford a rake, we live in an apartment building. HA, if she could see me now
Get a leg up on rush hour.
The new George Foreman Hot Dog Grill. No grease, no clean up!
NSF Certified and Health Department approved … YES!!!
And the Heath Department inspector said it couldn’t be done … man was he ever wrong.
You should see it with the 4-sink option
Ha! Some good ones….
-Steve
Who’s got the rake with the buns?
Taken directly from chapter 37 of Steve’s book “How to build a Better Tailgater Grill” …
Actual photo of Buffalo Bill’s dietitian preparing the post-game feast.
Fall is a Great Tine for a Hot Dog
more hot dogs more fun!
Introducing… The Garden Grill!
“Get me the serving Shovel the are almost done!”
10 dogs to the pack, 8 rolls to the bag, and NOW THIS?
Billy Mays here for The Garden Grill
“Mustard, Ketchup, or Composte!”
Isn’t it great to have a DOGwood tree in the back yard ?
At Fall Festivals….just rake in the profits.
I’m starving…get your own rake.
This works MUCH better than the plastic one we used last year.
Truly this guy is a big FAN of Hot Dogs!
Get the mower, it’s time to make the slaw.
Let’s see if EDWARD SCIZZORHAND can top this one !!!!
Now there’s a true hot dog fan!
Introducing the new and improved Rural Morman Family Grill. No more waiting – everyone eats together.
Hmmmmmm……College tuition well spent!
Cookin’ for a Crowd
One, two… whoops 13 Dogs – Hey Guys get me the 14 point rake! This is the unlucky one!
New from Ronco….The Rake-tisserie!
Two guys, fourteen dogs, a rake, wooden bench and a flower pot…..the true meaning of starting on a shoestring budget! “Steve will be proud of us!”
Cletis is Dogs-Ahead in the Bobby Flay Throw-Down!
They all laughed at me when I planted that hot dog!
And Dad said rake the leaves (he,he)
Fanning the flames of success
Extreme Cuisine
he’s entertaining the customers
Hot Dog T-i-n-e
Well I can’t wait cooking them one at a time, I’m hungry!
You invited the whole neighborhood !!!!
Ok, I got it covered !!!!
Check out the CAVE MAN ROLLER GRILL
10$ a dog the finest dogs in town get them fresh off the rake well don on the left and a bit crisp on the right perfect in the middle
OK gang, who wants mustard on their dog? KETCHUP!!!, Forget it pal, your going hungry!
What! The Duggars are coming for dinner? Quick grab me the rake!
I love these special events!
Chef Green Thumb!, I think this guy works for our gardner.
The all new “Grill-a-hole-lot” Only $19.95. But wait call in the next 10 min. and we will throw in a second”Grill-a-hole-lot”Thats right!! Two for $19.95.
So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It!
If you think this is cool wait till you see how I toast the buns !!
THERE DONE!!!!!
The never mentioned this when I signed up to coach T-Ball!
Kids don’t try this at home, let your father do it for you.
Yes I have a patent on this, my family size hot dog roaster.
Hot dogs, hot and fresh no waiting.
You should have seen the Health Inspector when they saw my new Hot Dog cooker.
Darn it, I forgot the buns!
Joe grab me a pair of gloves this handle is gettin’ hot!
My dogs are up! You guy’s have your rakes ready?
ACT NOW !!!! Git Your Big Bubby Hot Dog Grill ONLY $19.95 BUT WAIT !!!!! ACT NOW and git a Second one fur free THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS you heard me FUR FREE !!!! BUT WAIT THATS NOT ALL YOU GIT For the first 150 folks who order they git our patin penden 14 dog 1 push mustard despencer !!! fur just S&H Extra. But you gotta act now cuz we cant do this all day long cuz this stuff sales it’s self !!! IT’S HOT It makes a gift too
I bet they don’t teach this in Boyscouts!
HEY YOU RAT!!! THAT’S MY RAKE-A-TOIE!!
This ones for the DOGS!!!
Well…hold the mustard and fan mah buns.
It’s a stadium hot dog launcher!
What you mean rake the leafie, woman?
I thought you said, cook the weanie’s
Rakin in the “Good Eats”
“Rake and Bake”
“They Good, They Hot, They Ready!!!!?
Who needs the grill they said? We won’t be here that long. Now I find out no one brought buns.
The hotdogger overachievement award goes to…
“NEANDERDOGS”…….. So Easy a Caveman, Can Do It!!!
Desperate Landscapes hot dog edition.
Rakin it in, Hot Dogs Rule!
hey honey , i raked in the dogs today hungry ?
Ahm HONGRY!
Hi, I am Billy Bob your Rednack Hotdog Vender
Man, I just know I am gonna make a million dollars with this idea!
I wonder if I can patent this thing?
It’s a Grill, It’s a Rake…It’s a GRAKE…Tailgate tested, Tailgate approved.
Tine to make the Hot Dogs!
Don’t worry babe, I missed all them “poodle bombs” in the yard when I raked this afternoon.
The newest music video by “Rake Doggy Dog”Has generated rave reviews in the hot dog community……… Film at 11 !
in an effort to increase sales in this tough economy, The Home Depot introduces its new outdoor grill. “you can do it …we can help.
yes its true Hazel…… Hot Dogs DO grow on trees!
You feed them, clothe them, send them to school, and look what happens.
Now if this guy could only find a way to hook it up to a rotisserie…..
Cardinals got another touchdown…get me some more hot dogs for these guys….
Hurry! Hurry! Get your Hot – Hot Dogs by the Raker’s Dozen!
Ok I call!I have Franks Full and thier HOT (best poker hand)
As SCARLETT said in GONE WITH WIND . FRANKly I don’t give a damn . ARE THEY READY YET. I”M HUNGRY
I made mistake it: was Rhert Butler In the Movie GONE WITH THE WIND WHO SAID .” FRANKly Idon’t give aDamn. ARE THEM FRANKS READY “I’M HUNGRY ‘
Y’know, I was peeved when they took away my pitchfork. . . . .. .
The NEW EZ-BUILT Hotdog rake!
Oh Oh these things are slidin’ off!!!!
GOT HOTDOGS?
I wonder if I can stick burgers on this thing?
who needs tv dinner when you can have frigin weiner!
NEW…open flame gourmet dogs, try em while we rake em!!
hoe down rakey dogs
I am no longer a landscaper…I am now a DOGscaper!!
I’m not only a client, I’m also the President …
of the new Weiners club for men.
Ron Popeil’s new invention.
It’s the NEW Ginsu Miracle Rake. It slice’s, dice’s, even julienne’s. Take it to your next weenie roast, you can even cook and entire 15 lb. turkey on it! But wait the next 250 caller’s will get a second Ginsu Miracle Rake FREE.
1-800-GOT-DOGS
*please note rake is not intended for yard work.
I just can’t figure out why I do not have a girlfriend. I can cook with a rake. I have my own car, and look at my cool red shoes.
Whoever said that living out of the back of a car is bad…was way wrong
Honestly Joe … You have to stop giving out my cell phone number for a call ahead service.
I know you only wanted one but this thing will only do 13 at a time.
It’s a dog eat, dog eat, dog eat, dog eat…..world.
Steve I have to give it hands down to your first responses and that would be Jeff. Everyone of his responses was great. I am going for Jeff.. Good luck Jeff
I can’t understand why I’m still a bachelor, I can cook dinner and work at the same time
hot dog hot dog hot rakety dog
why build a cart for 497.00 when you can use a rake for 4.97?
Frankly, I don’t give a Dog, these wieners will someday make me king weenies!
Hi this is Tim’s cell phone speaking. And he forgot to turn me on. I could have received an important phone call, but no! I am here grilling hot dogs on a rake instead.
Check out that Peacock He’s got hot dogs for tail feathers. I wonder if NBC Will notice
If you think this is good, you should see what I can do with a garden hoe.
Multitasking taken to the limit. Rakin’ in the money and slinging out dogs. Doesn’t get any better.